Aidan

Jackie Chan Meets Graham Norton by Aidan

“Love shack, baby love shack, love shack, baby love shack.” It was nine ’o'clock in the morning and Jackie Chan was stuck in the nine ‘o’clock traffic in the capital of Italy, Rome when he suddenly got a phone call.

“Beep bop beep bop…” went the phone.

“Hello, Jackie Chan speaking.”

“Hey Jackie, Gordon here I was just letting you know that- wait is that love shack playing on your radio.”

“ Oh sorry ” said Jackie stressing out and turning it down.

“Anyway there has been a kidnapping of Graham Norton.’’ says Gordon. Gordon was Jackie Chan's boss for the F.B.I.

“ If you don’t want to take the case then I understand because you are on your holida -”

“ No, I do want to take the case thanks just send me the address of the house.”

“Sure, it is 19 Via Cavour”.

“Ok, Thanks”

“You’re welcome, Oh and good luck” said Gordon proud.

A few minutes later Jackie Chan got out of his Audi R8 E-TRON on the street of Via Cavour. The mail box simply read 19 and underneath in  yellow, ‘Simpsons’. He went to knock on the door.

“Knock, knock, knock.”

No reply? He tried the handle and the door opened and he walked in.

“ Hello, Simpsons, anyone home?”

Suddenly he heard a roaring engine pull up. Jackie Chan’s ears cocked up. He shrieked in his head and saw a ‘Closet’ opened it up and hid inside and sighed a sigh of relief. When he leaned back on the “wall” he started falling...

“ Wwss wwss wwss...’’ Jackie heard someone whistling “ the Simpsons” thought Jackie Chan aloud.

“Ha who was that, show yourself.”

“Ha, Graham is that you?” said Jackie Chan terrified. Click! The door opened and Jackie hid behind a wall.

“Ok, time for an airplane ride, hahahahahahahahaha!” said Homer Simpson with an evil laugh. He untied Graham Norton and took him to that car which was a Chevrolet Camaro.  

Jackie Chan found a massive suitcase and hid himself in it.

“Oops almost forgot my suitcase ” said Homer rushing down to the basement. He picked it up and went to the car with Jackie Chan in the suitcase.

Ten minutes later Jackie Chan opened up the suitcase and was breathing so hard he nearly fainted. He was now in the back of the plane struggling to climb over about 394 suitcases and getting to the door.  When he got to the door he opened it and saw a long row of seats. He went up the rows searching for Graham and Homer. He had found them and also found a spare seat so he sat down wondering where they might be going. Antarctica, Washington, maybe even Palmerston North all these ideas got him tired and he fell asleep.

Twenty minutes later he woke up to the sound of the loudspeaker.

“Ding dong ding siamo quasi pronto per lo sbarco a Parigi si prega di allacciare le cinture di sicurezza.”  (in translation it means we are just about ready for landing in Paris please fasten your seat belts.)

Jackie Chan could speak Italian so he suddenly clicked “We are going to Paris” said Jackie Chan fastening his seatbelt.

Half an hour later Jackie Chan was in a taxi right behind the taxi Homer and Graham are in.

“Follow that taxi.” said Jackie Chan to the driver quickly. They started moving and came into view was the mighty Eiffel Tower they were getting closer and closer until they stopped right outside the Eiffel Tower. They got out and started heading towards the elevator. Homer and Graham got in it and went up to the restaurant. When it came back down Jackie Chan did the same. When they met there Jackie looked around the room and couldn't see the pair anywhere he looked up and saw that Homer was about to push off Graham. Jackie walked up to Graham and Homer.

“Look Homer, why do you want to do this?”

“ Because Graham Norton took over my show.” said Homer angry.

“But if you push off Graham Norton you will go to prison and never will be famous” said Jackie Chan convincingly.

“Your right, I never thought of that” said Homer sad

“So will you set him free you're not.” said Jackie Chan. In a split second Homer pushed off Graham Norton.

“Oops ” said Homer sarcastically.

“ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted Graham Norton as he got pushed of the Eiffel Tower. However Jackie wasn’t worried as he knew that there was a massive trampoline at the bottom because the trampise crew performed there.

“Hahaha!” laughed Homer as Graham came flying backwards and kicked Homer down.

Jackie Chan called the police and jumped of the Eiffel Tower just because he thought it was fun.

Meanwhile Jackie safely returned to his home country China. Graham Norton was all of Homer's allowance and could carry on with his show, and Homer, well…  let’s just say that he’s been locked for “Man Napping” and attempted murder.